I will never grow up.

Scrawny little Russian girl.

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circsam:

Oh hai

Is he holding what appears to be a glorified leaf blower?
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voguememoirs:

but, why?..

Is it bad that I read that set to that rhyme we all learned it as?
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idiotsonfb:

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

Not the mythological being we deserved but the one we needed.

just like Ralph… Satan is just misunderstood.

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doodlingbreaktime:

A Study in Ridiculously Polite Tom
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Posted 1 month ago

Sometimes, I try to understand why people do the things they do. Sometimes I think I do understand why people do the tings they do.

And then there’s Robert Downey Jr.
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HARRY POTTER; marauders + last words

Forgive my ignorance, but who’s the first? I know the last three. But I know the marauders as Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. Yet does a stag have prongs? Am I missing something? Should I just go crawl into a hole a cry?
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jessiesula:

pizzaforpresident:

I’m so done with this planet

she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.

this is sexism, my friends.
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circsam:

I totally remember cracking up at this

Fo real, though.
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ramblingsofacrazyginger:

Far too often for such an easy name, but my second middle name is the worst…

Fucking Russian names.
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Penis Friday

Posted 1 month ago

I FORGOT IT WAS PENIS FRIDAY AND OPENED UP TUMBLR IN THE LIBRARY.

OHMYGOD WORST DECISION EVER I CAN FEEL THE JUDGMENT.

IT BUURRRNNNSSSSS